TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY! It’s my beautiful son Murphy’s 5th birthday! He’s the best Thor a Loki such as myself could ever hope or as for! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MURPHY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT’S FUCKING SPINNING!!
A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN
this site. seriously.
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
when your otp does the forehead touching thing
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
That actually looks good
IT IS DELICIOUS FUCK THIS NOISE
Dogs that are too scared to walk past a cat